{
    "service": "The API of Chaos",
    "version": "2.20.0",
    "tagline": "Dismissal, at scale, with an SLA of none.",
    "endpoints": {
        "GET /kick/rocks": "Assigns a rock. Optional: ?tier=n, ?min=&max=",
        "GET /kick/rocks/tiers": "The full scale, tier 1 through 14.",
        "GET /kick/munitions": "Assigns an unintentionally-lost munition. Tells you the tier and the arc.",
        "GET /kick/munitions/tiers": "The full scale, tier 1 through 50, in five ten-tier arcs.",
        "GET|POST /pound/dirt": "Adds to your pile. One pile per IP.",
        "GET /pound/dirt/status": "Peek at the pile without pounding it.",
        "GET /pound/dirt/tiers": "The full scale, fistful through second moon.",
        "GET /pound/dirt/leaderboard": "Top 20 piles, ranked. IPs shown with the final octet removed.",
        "DELETE /pound/dirt": "Reset your pile.",
        "GET /excuses/teams": "A reason not to join the call.",
        "GET /excuses/social": "A reason not to attend, with tier.",
        "GET /excuses/oops": "A reason it went wrong, with tier explanation.",
        "GET /excuses/ring-ring": "A reason you did not pick up.",
        "GET /excuses/late": "A reason you're late.",
        "GET /excuses/alibis": "A reason you weren't there.",
        "GET /ministry/gentle-correction": "Rolls a d6 against the Ministry's approved remedies, graded in newtons.",
        "GET /ministry/mandatory-pet-adoption": "Assigns a legally binding pet from 203 options, tiered by how badly it ends you.",
        "GET /cage/finger": "Put your finger in the cage. 50 animals, 50/50 odds. Costs a finger if taken; once fingers run out, toes are next.",
        "GET /cage/fictional/finger": "Put your finger in the cage. 50 fictional creatures this time. Shares your finger/toe count with /cage/finger.",
        "GET /cage/finger/left": "How many fingers and toes you have left, out of 10 each.",
        "GET /cage/finger/reset": "Pray to the gods of the holy hairy toe for 10 fingers and 10 toes again.",
        "GET /unhinged/8ball": "Shake it. It answers, unreliably.",
        "GET /unhinged/optimism": "An unearned, unsupported dose of positivity.",
        "GET /unhinged/pessimism": "An unearned, unsupported dose of dread.",
        "GET /unhinged/advice": "Advice that applies to almost every situation.",
        "GET /unhinged/non-committal": "A refusal to answer, dressed up fifty different ways.",
        "GET /unhinged/optimistic-dooom": "The end of everything, relentlessly reframed as good news. Tiered.",
        "GET /unhinged/turn-it-upside-down": "Flip a random item. Physics declines to attend.",
        "GET /unhinged/solid-suddenly-liquid": "A solid, liquefied. Fifty of them, tiered by regret.",
        "GET /unhinged/solid-suddenly-gelatinous": "A solid, turned to jelly. Fifty of them, tiered by wobble.",
        "GET /unhinged/choose-your-duck": "A bath duck, and what it costs you. Fifty of them, S-Tier to F-Tier.",
        "GET /unhinged/gravity-resigned": "Gravity has quit. time to float.",
        "GET /unhinged/vengeful-weather": "The sky, personally offended.",
        "GET /unhinged/wrongfall": "Clouds went feral. Fifty of them, tiered S to F.",
        "GET /unhinged/poke": "Poke someone, then escalate dramatically. Fifty ways.",
        "GET /unhinged/storage-buddies": "A piece of furniture starts following you. Fifty of them.",
        "GET /unhinged/fate-arrived": "Fate has arrived, badly. A hundred ways.",
        "GET /unhinged/its-fine": "It's fine. Probably. A hundred ways.",
        "GET /unhinged/suddenly-sideways": "Everything has gone sideways. A hundred ways, in seven categories.",
        "GET /unhinged/adulting-sick-note": "A doctor's note for the adult malady of being alive. A hundred, in ten categories.",
        "GET /unhinged/its-now-fizzy": "Everything is now fizzy. A hundred ways, in ten categories.",
        "GET /unhinged/random-boulder": "A boulder is rolling at you. Two hundred of them, in eighteen categories.",
        "GET /unhinged/toys": "A toy, with something wrong with it. A hundred of them, in nine categories.",
        "GET /unhinged/whats-that": "Something is coming over the hill. A hundred things it could be.",
        "GET /cursed/childhood-tales": "A childhood story, cursed. A hundred of them, in five categories.",
        "GET /healthz": "Liveness, plus lifetime request, unique-IP, and rocks-kicked counts."
    },
    "notes": [
        "Piles are files on disk and survive restarts, unlike morale.",
        "Tier 14 is the Moon. There is no tier 15.",
        "Pounding is rate-limited to once every 2s per pile. Push through it and the dirt guy quits.",
        "Any /unhinged request has a 1-in-10 chance of falling into the void instead. Just try again."
    ],
    "source": "https://github.com/MichelleFindlay/the-api-of-chaos",
    "license": "GPL-3.0"
}